Dare to have fun.
It’s an immutable law of physics that any object dropped on any kitchen floor on the planet will end up under the refrigerator. The gravitational pull of the bottom of a refrigerator is 15 times greater that that of the earth. Mr. Newton, of course, didn’t have a refrigerator at his house so this fact was left out of the Principia.
It is an immutable law of commerce that as soon as you find a product you like, it goes off the market.
Apparently we don’t need to beware March’s ides. Just Caesar had to because someone killed him that day. Ides are no more dangerous than any other day. Billy made that up.