Definitely my next read: Norwegian Wood: Chopping, Stacking and Drying Wood the Scandinavian Way
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
~ Mel Brooks
Time wounds all heels
~ Ann Landers
So, when people reach an accord do they celebrate by playing the accordion?
The trouble is that even if you have duct tape on your mouth, your fingers can still type.
Overblown Weather Reports
by Augusta Wynde
“I don’t think anybody should feel bad that they get weak when there’s an excessive portion in front of them, because the problem is the excessive portion, not them.”
Um. Who’s in charge of opening your mouth and putting stuff into it?
Apparently skinny jeans are putting a damper on sales of Depends.