Call me Madmartigan*

It’s really hot. I seldom go into the water unless I’m really hot. And I was really hot after watering the flowers, so I waded around the shallow end for a few minutes. Since a clean shoreline is a happy shoreline I am in the habit of removing floating weeds and debris (Coke cans are numerous. Lots of Coke freaks on Trego Lake, I guess.) 

I pulled out a raft of floating branches and this handsome dude on YouTube told me it was a willow.  He also told me how to propagate it. I’ve wanted to plant willows for some time now, as they grow fast and I like to watch them when it’s windy. So, I cut the wayward willow branches into 10-inch pieces per the Handsome Guy and put them in water.

So I cut up the branches and stuck them in plain water to see if they’ll root. I hope so.

This past spring, I bought six bare-root willows from Farmer Seed Company and they are definitely dead. Maybe these will work. No doubt they lived somewhere upstream successfully.

*An obscure reference to the movie Willow, which we watched 487 times when the boys were small. Mostly at Grandma Sheahan’s house because she had it on VHS. The only other choice in VHS movies was a National Geographic special on hairless cats.

UPDATE: I was gone for a few days (all over Wisconsin and the U.P.) and when I came home I thought the whole experiment was a bust. The leaves all fell off and the water was scummy. BUT, once I gave it fresh water, I see that there are new leaves and lots of roots.

I might have the sought-after willows after all.

fishing for memories

This is Ellie. This is the second year in a row that the Friends Into Spooner Hatchery (FISH) has partnered up with a couple of other groups to take dementia patients and their caregivers fishing. I participated again this year. First, we fish for awhile on the dock right in Spooner and each of us partners up with a person to help them fish. Well, Ellie was an experienced angler. I offered to put the worm on the hook thinking this fragile little pink lady would eschew the task. But she dived right in. I had to hold the hook for her, as her hand was a bit shaky, but we got the job done.
Then she caught a nice-sized bluegill (that picture is on someone else’s camera) and off we went again. After that, it was just a little tiny panfish chomping away on the worm, but we had a laugh over watching him chase it around and nibble off pieces.
While we were fishing, she told me she lived on Tozier Lake and that her husband had died 14 years ago. “Ohhh,” I sympathized. “How did he die?” “Bear got him.” was her immediate reply. Then she went on to detail how they were watching Dragnet and their little dog was barking, so they went outside to confront a bear attacking the dog. I’m speechless. “There was blood all over,” she said. More details. More of my sympathetic “Aww’s”
Awhile passed. We fished. Hmm, methought. Death by Bear would be big news. I don’t remember ever hearing about an actual death, although there have been many dog/bear and human/bear encounters over the years..
After fishing, we went back to shore where two DNR game wardens and the Hatchery guys were frying up fish and French fries — a delicious outdoor meal. When we’d finished eating, I took an opportunity to sidle up to the wardens and ask innocently if they knew of a bear attack in Washburn County that resulted in death of a person. Blank stare.
Tall Tale Ellie the little pink fisherwoman. HAHAHAHA

Quite the Cat

You always hear about cats being aloof. Q likes me so much she sits very close and purrs. Close like on top of my computer keyboard. Makes typing a bit of a challenge. When I read, she sleeps on the couch back near my head.

polka dots.

My latest project (not saying there aren’t 20 other projects in the works, too)

I know. Strange design. Maybe it will all make sense when it’s done. Nah. It probably won’t. But it’s perfect for my Waterford bedroom. Not to be confused with my Trego bedroom. Which is aqua.

Meanwhile, back in Zuckerland

A couple of days after I posted that Facebook Fail post, Facebook got caught selling 50 million users’ data to a company that used it for swaying the votes of “vulnerable people” with specific psychological profiles.


Facebook Fail

I did it! I did it! I think. I finally found one more place I can turn off email notifications from Facebook. It’s been months. And I’m still not sure it’s really turned off.

I’m curious to know whether any business that uses Facebook has ever had a Genuine Facebook Employee help them with anything. Almost every other software or Internet company (Google, WordPress, WordPress plugin developers, etc) has some live people whose job it is to help. Especially (sometimes only) for their paying customers or resellers. If you’re a Facebook business user or page manager who PAYS Facebook for boosts or anything else, have you ever heard from a live person? I envision Facebook headquarters as vast buildings that are completely empty. Not even a mouse.

I Googled Facebook support: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yikes. Guess I’m not the only one to ask this question.

Both of the above links lead to hundreds of disgruntled business owners talking about how terrible their customer service is. What good does that do when there is no competition for Facebook?

Update: It didn’t work. I didn’t receive any notifications for a few hours, but then they started again. All notifications are off. I unsubscribed from the emails. Spent a half hour ensuring that all notifications are off.  So I removed myself as an administrator. I don’t know what I’ll do if I continue to receive notifications. 🙁

How very odd that business owners — especially those who consider themselves savvy — allow a company to dictate to them so completely without even the courtesy of support. I’m sure I can’t be entirely mistaken, but I still have never had a business owner show me profit (for THEM, not FB) from using Facebook

Christmas Maker

I had so much fun making Christmas gifts last year that I decided to do it again this year.

Apparently it’s nice to sleep on TOP of it too. Whether you’re a person or a dog.

After sleeping in the Shower House when they visited in summer 2016, Kent and Brenda specifically requested a blanket that was heavy. Like physically heavy so you had to work to roll over under it. I had picked up an almost-done comforter that was made of a heavy twill on one side and corduroy on the other. All it needed was a border. The twill/flannel side is green buffalo plaid and the corduroy is black. Twin sized.

Its usual home is in the shower house.

So to fulfill Christmas wishes, I had to find those two types of fabric. Alas, I struck out. I wasn’t able to find anything even resembling corduroy which is really sad, because it’s one of my favorite fabrics. I did find a nice green/blue/red plaid flannel though and used a huge roll of navy blue duck that I’d gotten from Connie for the other side. After sewing the three layers of comforter together, I laid down under the big thing on the living room floor and determined that it wasn’t quite heavy enough, so I went back to Joann Fabrics and bought another layer of batting. It’s heavy. I forget what it cost to ship, since we were celebrating Christmas at the Alabama Emersons and I knew I couldn’t fly with The World’s Largest Comforter stuffed under the seat in front of me.

Of course most of the cutting and tying happened in the living room at the apartment because I had no space big enough to lay it all out. I remember that it took me a few days to get to the store for the extra batting and Q and I were kind of using it as a rug as I was loathe to pick it up and have to lay it all out again when the new batting came.

Looks like it’s weighty enough for Kent.

And his friends, Tilde and Brenda

Ansel and Lizzie got a small wool rug – kind of nerdy, but an interesting free-style pattern that I made up as I went along. I think the dogs probably like it.

I guess it is a bit funky as far as patterns go. Hey, I was using up my wool yarn store.

I also tried my hand at lip balm and lotion so created some nice little pots of same for everyone. The soap was a bust because I could NOT find silicone containers to set up the soap. Rumor (Pinterest) had it that silicone muffin or cake pans were the best to pop the soap out after it set up because it’s flexible. So no soap that year.

I had also picked up about twenty pairs of leather chopper mitts with no liners… years ago at a rummage sale. So each kid got a pair of choppers (The Alabamans looked at me askance, of course.) with homemade innards. Cute, but not real useful in southern climes.

I can’t remember what else went into that box – no cast iron frying pans for certain.


So, Christmas 2017 looks similar. Kent noted that he thought Ansel might envy the weight of the matter when the huge comforter came out last year, so strongly suggested I give Ansel and Lizzie a similar gift. After I’d bought the fabric, I thought to call Anse to ask if they had a king or queen bed – since I’d bought material for a king, I had enough left over for a couple of pillows to match the comforter.

Everyone probably knows that I have a few (ahem) feather pillows. I just can’t resist when I see them forlornly sitting at thrift stores losing all sense of superiority over those cheap, skuzzy, polyfil interlopers. So no matter how ugly, I take them home and give them new covers. Last summer I made something like ten throw pillows for my teensy love seat at Libbys. More pillows than sitting area so they’re kind of stacked in the corner. 😛

I made covers for a couple of throw pillow covers out of the duck/flannel combo that I’d used for the comforter. My favorite pattern is a super easy envelope cover that can be removed for washing – no zipper, no worries. Voila! Cool pillows to match a cool (but really warm) comforter.

Brenda and I had planned on making the balm, lotion this fall and – because I found some AWESOME silicone pans just after Christmas last year – soap. So I packed up all the supplies for that project when I was home in October and planned to have a Maker Day at Kent and Brenda’s (HUGE) apartment in Webster. Alas, Brenda is caught working a lot and we never got to the project. So no gifts of the cosmetic persuasion this year. ☹

I was a little lost in early December because I felt like I hadn’t really made much, but I stumbled upon a great idea on Pinterest. Both couples like to use eco friendly grocery bags, but the ones from the store are truly dismal, made out of whatever fake-fabric they make that stuff out of – probably less eco-friendly than regular old annoying plastic grocery bags.

This is upholstery fabric. The top is regular fabric and the bottom is a black textured vinyl. It sews up beautifully. Handles are stitched all the way down the bag and reinforced by the bottom section. Very sturdy.

So, I went to the basement and dug out any fabric that was stoic enough to withstand a few hundred trips to the store. This included stuff I’d had since (ahem) whenever. But I also saw a bright exclamation point above my head, because there are several rolls of upholstery down there.

This one is all vinyl — the straps are double using some of the fabric and the vinyl over it. The pattern calls for these double-strength handles.

Not that I’m a complete nerd or anything, but last spring I stumbled upon (I stumble a LOT) a huge store of upholstery fabric – I mean huge. Like hundreds of rolls of the stuff 60” wide and pile after gorgeous pile in every color imaginable. Well, except Kelly green, which seems to have been banished from the world. So I bought a bunch. Made floor cloths at Libbys (nice!) and outdoor tablecloths – those project details forthcoming (If I get to it). There was some left sitting in the basement at the apartment so I grabbed it and it made some awesome bags. The vinyl sews up perfectly. Great stuff.

Rug made from “roving” yarn, which is the lushest, fuzziest stuff in the world. It’s 100% wool and so, so cozy. It was a pleasure to make this one.

During the summer, I asked Kent and Brenda what color rug they wanted. They decided on a Hudson’s Bay pattern, so I just ordered the yarn and made stripes. Very soft.


I also saw another idea on Pinterest and that was adding a silhouette of your pet to a pillow. I bought stencil paint and messed with that for awhile, but ended up finding instructions for printing photos onto fabric by ironing it onto freezer paper – the wax melts and sticks to the fabric making it stiff enough to go through the printer. So, I printed a pocket with Ella’s picture and name and sewed it to a grocery bag. Very sweet. Didn’t get to Ninja yet, but that’s coming.


This is Kent imitating Ella in the picture.

Brenda with her new grocery bag

I stole photos from Facebook, believe it or not and used PhotoShop to crop and add the “Ella bear” caption at the bottom. I just printed from PhotoShop onto the cloth that was ironed onto the freezer wrap. Very cool. I had to put the photo on a white pocket, as it wouldn’t print well on any pattern.