Humor is just another defense against the universe.

~ Mel Brooks

So, when people reach an accord do they celebrate by playing the accordion?

The trouble is that even if you have duct tape on your mouth, your fingers can still type.

Currently reading:

Overblown Weather Reports
by Augusta Wynde

Apparently skinny jeans are putting a damper on sales of Depends.

Google just told me that I sent 3,599 emails in 2015. No WONDER I’m so busy. Makes me want to take a nap.