When I grow up I want to be the guy that chooses the names of paint colors. Lobster, Savory Summer, Melody, Autumn Wreath, Topanga, Shocking (the color of my dining room!) Juicy, First Date, Sea Cottage, Rock Creek, Shallow Pool, Stowaway, Hot Hibiscus, Strong Wind, Dusty Cloud, Brotherhood, School’s Out, Splashed Puddle.

I’m not making these up.